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The official Apples-what's it Game FAQ

1.0 What are those Apples questions and answers that Tony keeps posting?

The apples stuff is a game combining elements of Apples to Apples and 1000 Blank White Cards played via email.

1.1 How does it work?

Basically, I send out a bunch of Questions each week and collect responses from people and vote for the one I like best. Ideally (following the model of A to A) the Questions are adjectives (aka Green Cards) or can be answered by a noun (aka red cards). I do not edit responses, bear in mind that there are some very sick people playing this game. Feel free to join in by browsing to http://thorgolucky.com and following the links or you can go directly to http://thorgolucky.com/mailman/listinfo/evilclownrodeoofdeathofthedrunkenredassedbaboonjunioredition but that's alot of typing. [Editor’s note: the list name was changed to “tonyapples” after the longer name broke some mail software, and it's now hosted on a Yahoo Groups mailing list.]

Rules of Conduct

  1. Threats of physical violence are frowned upon.
  2. The game is for entertainment only and should not be played for investment purposes.
  3. Rude, crude and socially unacceptable answers tend to win more often than not.
  4. No answer can contain the phrase "Red-assed Monkey", "Red-assed Baboon" or similar variations.
  5. Use of performance enhancing drugs is forbidden
  6. Impersonating a Microsoft employee, agent, or manager is forbidden (actually being one is permitted but don't expect to win any rounds).
  7. A player shall not:
    1. conduct or cause another, by financial support or otherwise, to conduct a vexatious or harassing investigation of another player; or
    2. seek to influence another player concerning the merits of a pending question round by means prohibited by law or applicable rules of practice or procedure.
  8. All debts must be settled by the end of business on Friday.

Common Abbreviations used in the game

WTFAYOYM - What the f**k; are you off your medication?
WWWAD - What Would Weird Al Do?
MBH - My Brain Hurts
STCB - Ship this; Corn Boy

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[o-) A Smiling Cyclops in a sombrero (the only emoticon permitted in the game)
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1.2 How & What do I win?

I vote on winners, so the short answer is to submit answers that I like. Winner receive an asterisk(*) to do with as they please. Why in some parts of the world these asterisks can be used for money and have a favorable exchange rate for US dollars. At least one player in the game has informed me that they printed out all their winning entries, cut out the asterisks and auctioned the lot of them on eBay for big bucks.

1.3 Is it true that playing the game counts towards my hours of court mandated community service?

No, I've never heard that before.

1.4 Who's this Wowbagger Person I keep seeing in the answers?

Wowbagger is my cat. He kills and drags surprisingly large animals into the house and has made periodic attempts on my life. He doesn't like to be picked up and may hurt those who do (people who pick him up, not people who like to be picked up). In a previous incarnation, I'm convinced Wowbagger was Benito Mussolini.

1.5 What's a Ruby?

Ruby is Torsten's Dog. She is a large fluffy malamute mix. Ruby likes long walks at sunset and is an avid fan of calypso music. Turn offs include: squirrels and door knobs. Other animals that periodically show up in answers include: Green (Craig's cat), Luna (Torsten's Cat) and Karl Rove (GW Bush's attack dog).

1.6 Evil Clowns, Inflatable Helium Pants, Zombies, Rabid-weasels... What's wrong with you people?

Most people do not realize that thorgolucky.com is the only internet connection available to several isolated prisons and mental institutions in Central America and Eastern Europe. These minor cultural idioms are bound to confuse the unworldly.

1.7 Do you ever reveal who has submitted answers and/or who the winners are?

Only to taunt people who submit really lame answers, and then only face to face. I don't identify the winners because I assume people know which answers are theirs and I don't want people to know how frequently I vote for my own answers.

1.8 What beverage do you recommend serving with the game?

An inexpensive Merlot or homebrewed beer sounds good. Preferably something fortified, with a silly name and/or labeled in crayon. "I'm a little teapot - stout", "Faux Frog" or "Cuivre Reserve Château Bottled Nuit San Wogga Wogga" are good examples.

1.9 That's it?

Recently, I've printed out a bunch of the questions and answer to play face to face like Apples to Apples.

1.10 I mean seriously, that's it?

The official name of the game (based on my favorite answer to the "Name this Game" Question) is: The drunken red-assed baboon's evil clown rodeo of death - Junior Edition

Tony "blame all typos on my cat" Neff

[Editor’s note: entries are as they appeared in the online game, spelling and grammar errors intact.]

Round 1

  1. Overly Complex

  2. Empty, a vacuum, nil

  3. For Breakfast This Morning, I had a big bowl of __________

  4. The lamest DnD encounter ever

  5. The little known eighth wonder of the Ancient World.

  6. The road to hell is paved with ________

  7. Wonder Twins Power Activate; Form of ____________

  8. Overdue for a fall

Round 2

  1. Delicious & Blasphemous

  2. The Hardy Boys and the Mystery of ____________

  3. I need your help to get __________ out of a Nigerian Bank

  4. The surprise ending of Starwars 3, Jar Jar Binks revealed to be ________

  5. Piratey

  6. How many non sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

  7. Unnaturally Large

  8. Godzilla is to Tokyo as ___________ is to Corvallis

  9. And a bonus one, that I can't think of a good answer for: Who's the black private dick, that's a sex machine to all the chicks?

Round 3

  1. Tonight's theme ingredient on Iron Chef

  2. Will probably show up in the next Harry Potter book

  3. The three pillars of programming; Caffeine, Sugar and ______________

  4. Bogie Nights 2; the musical. Featuring ______________

  5. Goes Down Smooth

  6. "Besides witches, what floats on water?"

  7. Smarter than they look

  8. A good name for a Punk Band

Round 4

  1. Powered by coffee

  2. My embarrassing superpower

  3. What's that chipmonk doing on your head?

  4. Ronald Reagan vs. __________

  5. One thing you should never do with a cryogenically frozen person.

  6. Who wants to marry a tax assessor?

  7. Unwelcome medical news

  8. "It followed us home. Can we keep it?"

  9. Recently Discovered by Astronomers

  10. Your favorite nickname for Eugene

Round 5

  1. The happiest place on Earth

  2. My personal Definition of Torture includes the use of _______

  3. Piercing

  4. Catsup Substitutes

  5. The Name I wrestle professionally under.

  6. The location of my secret hideout

  7. In his latest CD Slim Whitman yodels tunes from ___

  8. Fooled me hook, line and sinker.

  9. My Official Title

  10. What's really in those meatless burgers

Round 6

  1. Something you should never have before breakfast

  2. What was the name of the spare part we had left over after assembling the bomb?

  3. "And now, the number one song by the newest Glam rock sensation the 'Crunchy Frogs' ..."

  4. The hairdo that every well groomed Stepford Wife is wearing this season.

  5. Dances with _________

  6. Surprising WMD location

  7. Shiny shiny shiny

  8. The actor who should portray me in the epic Hollywood film of my life story.

  9. The person most likely to actually be a (robot, alien or mutant) living among us.

  10. The strangest thing I've seen at the country faire.

Round 7

  1. That shouldn't be on the BBQ grill

  2. Hidden in the fourth dimension

  3. Object of your secret crush

  4. Life-changing vacation spot

  5. The National Cheese of Lesotho

  6. Tender

  7. "... which means that the real killer is none other than ___________"

  8. Torsten's Favorite mixed drink

  9. Bitter

  10. During stage 3 of the infection, the victim begins to _______

Round 8

  1. Where the hip alligators meet.

  2. Slow

  3. "Everyone was surprised when he revealed the tattoo of me on his _______"

  4. "Not a lava *lamp*, a lava ______"

  5. Over priced.

  6. In a surprise Move Bush dumps Cheney in favor of __________

  7. "Kiss me, you ______!"

  8. A character from a vague memory of a Saturday morning cartoon that may never have existed.

  9. Sounds Ruder than it really is.

  10. A restaurant you should avoid.

Round 9

  1. Spicey

  2. Favorite instrument of destruction

  3. A new environment-friendly vehicle powered by _________

  4. Unlikely utensil

  5. 31 1/6% pure

  6. Comic-strip crossover

  7. Recommended by 1 out of 5 dentists

  8. Well-known gut class #4

  9. What you want to be when you grow up.

  10. This week on fear factor, contestants are forced to eat ______

  11. Reminiscent of the twin towers

  12. This card intentionally left 'Blank'

  13. What I should be working on rather than playing this game.

  14. Something you should never give to a politician

  15. It is too cute, it must be destroyed

  16. Where do lost socks go?

  17. New for the fall season on UPN. Star Trek _______

  18. Unorthodox

  19. Short-lived

  20. Difficult

Round 10

  1. New Olympic Demonstration Sport

  2. The geekiest thing about me is my collection of ___________

  3. Name of the new religious fundamentalist Computer Game

  4. Help; My computer is infected with __________

  5. The lord of the rings movie would have been much better if they had included _________

  6. Found on Desks

  7. Please fold, spindle, and mutilate

  8. Colder than _________

  9. He looked about as inconspicuous as ________

  10. As Dumb as ___________

  11. A person who's mind is perpetually elsewhere. He's/She's _________

  12. Clever Like a _________

Round 11

  1. Faster than _________

  2. More Powerful than ________

  3. Able to Leap tall buildings in _________

  4. Cheep

  5. Elvis is alive and living in ____________

  6. Keep your _____ clean [Advice from my mother]

  7. Refreshing

  8. Folk remedy for insomnia; a spoonful of _______

  9. In his next movie Godzilla battles Rognar ( a radioactive 100 foot fall mutant _______)

  10. Organic

Round 12

  1. The magician disappeared into a cloud of _________

  2. A Face only a mother could love.

  3. There's not a lot of difference between an Oregonian and _______

  4. Armed and Dangerous

  5. My Favorite Crazy Person

  6. An Evil Genius

  7. Worst Place to get Stuck

  8. Rhythmic

  9. Sounds more Dangerous that it really is.

  10. Ingredients in a Corvallis Ice Tea (mixed drink)

  11. The Eighth and Ninth Mortal Sins

  12. Should be a real word

Round 13

  1. Should be put into Orbit

  2. Illicit

  3. In high school I was the local chapter president of 'Young Americans for ________'

  4. Rambunctious

  5. Responsible for the upcoming Election Scandal

  6. Disturbingly Humorous

  7. Most likely to eventually rule the world

  8. They might be small but they're tough

  9. Tabloid Headline: Thousands watch while ___________

  10. Pop Icon of the Future

  11. Lame Magic Item

  12. Something I never want to hear again.

Round 14

  1. Extraterrestrial

  2. "It's not you, it's your ______"

  3. Hardheaded

  4. Widget on an all-in-one device

  5. Shouldn't be livestock

  6. Sneaky

  7. Confusing

  8. The Scary clown wore ________

  9. Favorite view point

  10. Broad

  11. Ants have gotten into my _________

  12. Self explanatory

Round 15

  1. Cool

  2. Discriminated Against

  3. Thoughtless

  4. Something my cat would like to play with.

  5. Best Forgotten

  6. Be Vewy quiet, I'm hunting __________

  7. Found in alleys

  8. On a roll

  9. I used glue to stick _______ together

  10. Reptilian

  11. Inspirational and Criminal

  12. An unpopular cartoon animal

Round 16

  1. Orchestral Instrument

  2. Particularly Cunning

  3. Dishonorable

  4. Celebrity Catfight

  5. "_______ is hard!" - New phase from the talking Barbie

  6. Incognito

  7. Lop Sided

  8. Rock'em Sock'em ______

  9. Scary in a lame sort of way

  10. Decadent Sport

  11. I'm a little bit Country

  12. I'm a little bit Rock & Roll.

Round 17

  1. Legal firm

  2. Use for mice

  3. Plastic

  4. The next wonder drug

  5. "I was surprised to find ______ in Heaven"

  6. Painting subject

  7. _______ The Vampire Slayer

  8. Crunchy Bits

  9. Crybaby

  10. In the future robots will be used in place of ________

  11. Well Traveled

  12. Priceless

Round 18

  1. Flat

  2. "By Jove, it's ______"

  3. Eww

  4. Team-building exercise

  5. Alternate energy source

  6. Rhyming villain

  7. The topic you wish they would really debate

  8. Something you almost never see in a Disney Movie

  9. The secret ingredient

  10. Subject of a Blues Ballad ("I've got the _______ Blues").

  11. Hard to get

  12. Everyone thinks I'm crazy, just because I talk to ________

Round 19

  1. New in the grocery store

  2. Don't leave home without it

  3. Melancholy

  4. ______cracy: government by _________

  5. Overly powerful enchantment

  6. "What did the Romans ever do for us?"

  7. Death by _______: an as-yet-untried way to kill James Bond

  8. Counterfeit

  9. Cryptic

  10. Comes in an overly fancy package

  11. What the hell are _You_ looking at?

  12. You know where you can stick it.

Round 20

  1. Test subject for the mad scientist's latest experiment

  2. Wild ______; or wild as the ______

  3. Fruity

  4. Unhelpful error message

  5. Preteen idol

  6. During the summer, Santa works on/in ____________

  7. Move along; nothing to see here.

  8. The least important member of the team

  9. Yet another festival in Corvallis

  10. Lost in Space

  11. Congested

  12. Statuesque

Round 21

  1. I swear I had nothing to do with it.

  2. Powerful condiment

  3. The latest addition at the petting zoo

  4. My Latest Invention; a jet propelled ______________

  5. A bird in the hand is worth two in __________

  6. Title of the new Oregon state song

  7. Charming

  8. Reminiscent of the 1950's

  9. Latest sign of the impending apocalypse

  10. Unisex

  11. Not on any map

  12. My Style of Kung Fu

Round 22

  1. My Latest Invention; miniature ______________

  2. Unusual companion

  3. Please set it on fire

  4. One of the bare necessities

  5. Insecure

  6. I'm the president of the ____________ fan club

  7. Pure Americana

  8. Its Cowboy George and ________ the wonder horse

  9. What my head feels like, when I'm hung-over.

  10. Attached with

  11. The latest proposed National monument

  12. You pierced your *what*?

Round 23

  1. Voodoo ritual ingredient

  2. evil-gramT recipient

  3. Tastes like Candy

  4. Spooky

  5. Holiday-related excuse: I can't do it now, I've got ______

  6. Everyone was afraid of the wicked witch because she had _________

  7. A poor choice for a Halloween costume

  8. Haunting

  9. A pumpkin carved to resemble _______

  10. Pre-moistened for your convenience

  11. Is that a ______in your pocket or are you just glad to see me.

  12. The Name of Torsten's Next batch of Beer

Round 24

  1. My Spiritual Inspiration

  2. Hard to Walk on/over

  3. Obvious

  4. Something you should never underestimate

  5. Obscure Biblical character

  6. Mark's deep dark secret

  7. Sour

  8. Pilgrims Flock to see the image of the Virgin Mary miraculously appear on ______

  9. The final Microsoft product

  10. More words from my mother: You can't bring that in the house. It's covered with ______

  11. "Not with MY ______, you don't!"

  12. Look what I made from pasta!

Round 25

  1. The down-on-his-luck Clown, settled for ______

  2. Questionable board-game theme

  3. A relaxing diversion

  4. An infrequently observed forest creature

  5. The title of a movie that will never have a sequel

  6. Someone who's taking it a little too seriously

  7. I get all my news from ______

  8. When Life gives you Lemons, make ______

  9. I lied on my resume and told them I'm an experienced ______

  10. A space that should be added to the monopoly board

  11. The evil genius' master plan for world domination, failed to account for _______

  12. Fun at the beach.

Round 26

  1. Clown hobby: ______ collecting

  2. What to do with them nukular weapons

  3. I'm cutting down on ______

  4. Drama Queen

  5. A horseman of the apocalypse who didn't make the final cut down to four.

  6. A losing entry in this year's Pillsbury Bake-off

  7. The latest extreme sport (latest sport to get an extreme makeover)

  8. Annoying mannerism

  9. New frat fad

  10. Childhood taunt

  11. My High School Yearbook Caption: Most likely to become ___________

  12. Antique

Round 27

  1. The must have gift for Christmas

  2. Subject of an unpopular painting by Picasso

  3. Unlikely to be broadcast

  4. I connected my computer to ______

  5. Deluge of Frogs; Plague of Locust; Rain of ______

  6. A Euphemism for Breasts

  7. Nice in a cream sauce

  8. In Need of Plastic Surgery

  9. "You just can't trust people from _____"

  10. The down-on-his-luck evil scientist was forced to take a job at/in ________

  11. During a natural disaster, the safest place to be is in/at _______

  12. Breaks too easily

Round 28

  1. The mechanic said I need a new ______ for my car.

  2. A questionable marketing decision; ______ in a can.

  3. New cabinet-level agency

  4. Not really a country, though it's on maps

  5. The latest generically engineered Chimera combines DNA from a pig and _______

  6. Key element of my new theft deterrent system.

  7. Latest gummi candy

  8. Written in ______

  9. New Snack Product

  10. In the updated version of the fairy tale, when the princess kisses the frog it turns into ______

  11. The new addition at the wax museum

  12. Mail undeliverable: addressee is ______

Round 29

  1. Anything but a beaver. What should really be on the Oregon Quarter?

  2. Leak proof

  3. Eww, you got ______ on you

  4. As white as _______

  5. Favorite pet-name for a girlfriend/boyfriend

  6. it's not just for breakfast anymore

  7. What Linda S. *really* wants to for the holidays

  8. Surprise I left out for Santa on Christmas Eve

  9. Name of the reindeer they left out of the poem

  10. Jolly

  11. Atypical Christmas tree ornament

  12. Solstice Celebration Icon

Round 30

  1. New use for used wrapping paper

  2. Where I spent the holidays

  3. What makes Rudolph's nose glow

  4. What to do with fresh reindeer meat

  5. My New Year's resolution; cut down on _______

  6. A modern addition to the nativity scene for legal reasons

  7. An old Christmas tree can be recycled into ________

  8. A curse; may your _______ turn black and fall off

  9. My decorating scheme (the theme of my interior design)

  10. Disturbing discovery in a city park

  11. A bad influence

  12. Just plain annoying

Round 31

  1. A Strategic Location

  2. Party gone awry

  3. The title of my biography

  4. The school I should have attended

  5. Last night I dreamed I was talking to _______

  6. More fun than a barrel full of _________

  7. When I was young, we didn't have any of these new fangled _______ and we liked it that way.

  8. New TV Show ______ Island.

  9. Something you have in your home to impress people.

  10. A generic universal response for a "fill in the caption" contest.

  11. ______ for Pope!

  12. I protect my computer from viruses with ______

Round 32

  1. An unusual bathtub Toy

  2. Didn't they used to make those out of Metal?

  3. Almost *too* kissable

  4. Duct tape and rubber bands make a good emergency replacement for________

  5. I'm convinced that my middle school English teacher was actually a _______

  6. Local cult

  7. The next step in human evolution; we grow _______

  8. Children are 31% ______ by weight

  9. A button that needs to be added to my TV's remote control

  10. Words from my mother: don't run with ______

  11. Just out of reach

  12. My next online avatar will be ______

Round 33

  1. A ______ a day keeps the lawyer away

  2. Build it out of Lego!

  3. Cartoon-like

  4. Crystal clear

  5. That doesn't belong in the kitchen

  6. The result of a massive Government Cover-up

  7. What my neighbor's pet should be named?

  8. I can't believe they haven't made a movie about _______ yet

  9. Fictitious animal

  10. Misshapen

  11. Where the hip people in Corvallis hang out?

  12. Where I'll invest my private Social Security money

Round 34

  1. For a hangover cure, I put ______ in my coffee

  2. Novel form of fuel-efficient transport

  3. Something I could use more of

  4. Something I would rather have less of

  5. Surprisingly Soothing & Comforting

  6. Words from my mother; "Clean this place up, it looks like _______"

  7. It's hard to make a living as a professional ________

  8. The crowd stormed out in the middle of _______

  9. In zero gravity, the astronauts found that it was much more difficult to control their ______

  10. Badly translated Insult: You lack the brains of _______

  11. There are startling parallels between my life and the life of ______

  12. Clashes with everything

Round 35

  1. The New must-have nerd gadget

  2. The name of my signature wrestling maneuver

  3. Unlikely "Survivor" Locale; Survivor _______

  4. My next pet

  5. To pacify the angry spirits, the shaman performed ________

  6. All too common at the thrift store

  7. behind my back

  8. Seen in the zoo

  9. Fried

  10. Mamma always said that life is like a box of ______

  11. All things considered, I'd rather be in ______

  12. Ridiculous dance

Round 36

  1. "A dress made out of WHAT!?"

  2. Must be destroyed

  3. Secret ingredient in Tony's gumbo

  4. Not found on my iPod

  5. Reminiscent of my ex

  6. It's going around

  7. Where will the US invade next?

  8. Badly translated Insult #2: You are the offspring of _______

  9. If you stroke my ______, it gets bigger

  10. Home-made

  11. My Good luck charm

  12. The unfortunate ghost was cursed to haunt ______ for all eternity

Round 37

  1. He must be their leader because he has the biggest ______

  2. Princess Leia's dirty little secret

  3. I can't use my ______, it's clogged up

  4. Yet another use for kittens

  5. Next fad beverage

  6. Unusual conviction

  7. Quick dinner idea

  8. A taunt suitable for gaming

  9. The location of the Buried Treasure

  10. Sock monkey's evolutionary ancestor

Reverse Apples Jeopardy:
Write a question, adjective or fill-in the blank that could be responded to by:

  1. Ruby's nose

  2. My tax refund check

  3. Black & Decker

  4. $10,000 worth of cat toys

Round 38

  1. Arr, the swabs had no parrots, so I gots me a ______ instead

  2. Surprising reason most people won't get into Heaven

  3. I used ______ to deal with my ant infestation

  4. There's no place in town where I can rent ________

  5. Questionable Marketing Idea #2: An air freshener that smells like ______

  6. Badly translated Insult #3: You have the unkempt appearance of ______

  7. I'm reupholstering my couch in ______

  8. That's gonna stain, y'know

  9. Can't hide from it

  10. Where Godzilla goes for vacation?

  11. Downright underhanded

  12. If you meet an alien, never ______

Round 39

  1. My financial situation

  2. Squeezable

  3. Not to be confused with soap

  4. Questionable Marketing Idea #3: A TV channel just for_______

  5. Off duty, the executioner was known for his ______

  6. Please, I beg you, anything but ______

  7. Badly translated Insult #4: Your body has an uncanny resemblance to________

  8. The best part about joining a cult

  9. I always order ______ at coffee shops

  10. New diet craze

Reverse Apples Jeopardy: Write a question, adjective or fill-in-the-blank that could be responded to by:

  1. A senate confirmation hearing

  2. Televangelists

  3. On top of Mary's Peak

  4. A dead Battery

Round 40

  1. What's the next crime an OSU football player will be arrested for?

  2. Never admit it to your parents:

  3. New Oscar category: Best ______

  4. I found it in the back:

  5. Latest geek gadget; a combination cell phone and ______

  6. Unusual Allergen:

  7. Questionable Marketing Idea #4 spray-on ______

  8. I had to get rid of ____; it was too much of a distraction

  9. The evil clown was arrested for making ______ out of balloons

  10. A new restaurant opened in town that only serves ______

  11. I don't think you're supposed to laminate that:

  12. When I hit the dance floor, I lose ______

Round 41

  1. Beauty secret: put ______ on your face while you sleep

  2. New fast food item

  3. A category in which OSU will never excel

  4. Soon to be on the endangered species list

  5. The last book in the series: Harry Potter and ______

  6. Suggest a name for this game

  7. Questionable Promotion: ______ free with every purchase

  8. Wounded prey

  9. The surprising truth behind UFO sightings

  10. Floating down the Willamette

  11. The first sign of Spring

  12. Go to ____; do not pass go; do not collect $200

Round 42

  1. Flu induced hallucination

  2. New slang term for someone's brain

  3. A curse: may the devil take your ______

  4. I'm completely resistant to ______

  5. It'd be cooler with some LEDs

  6. Badly translated insult: you have the body odor of ______

  7. That thing you do to yourself when no-one is looking

  8. I feel so stupid; I got lost on the way to ______

  9. Closed for renovations

  10. In exchange for ending their nuclear program, I've offered Iran ______

  11. I don't get goose-bumps, I get ______-bumps

  12. If I never see ______ again, I'll be a happy unit

Round 43

  1. Call me naive, but I still believe in ______

  2. Unlike contracts with the Devil, contracts with God are signed in ______

  3. Nobody expects _______

  4. Should be bioluminescent

  5. Should be deductible

  6. The grand prize

  7. What Amazo, the really cheep magician, usually pulls out of his hat?

  8. Uninsurable

  9. Ineffective password

  10. The happier fate of Old Yeller's sibling, Old Greener

  11. When we'll finally get to play Tony's custom Apples to Apples game

  12. Choose Widmer Hefeweizen, because other hefeweizen might have _____ in them.

Round 44

  1. 100% proven way to get rid of writers block

  2. A good substitution for the Maypole:

  3. No one goes there anymore

  4. it's time to play....Eat the ______!

  5. I can't come over tonight--I've got _______.

  6. Instead of fish, I've decided to keep _____ in my aquarium

  7. That'll leave a mark

  8. The latest Hollywood buddy film teams a grizzled old cop with ______

  9. A website I hope I never see: www.______.com

  10. My Inheritance

  11. An unusual theme for an amusement park

  12. Bigfoot vs. ______

Round 45

  1. Now that gas is so expensive, I'm switching to ______

  2. People who live in ______ shouldn't throw stones

  3. A new character for Sesame Street

  4. 94% safe for human consumption

  5. it's a small ______, after all

  6. I can't believe you knit that

  7. The latest Japanamation film features _______ that transforms into a giant robot

  8. I wish they'd put _____ out on DVD

  9. The latest victim of outsourcing to India

  10. What's really in that low-carb food?

  11. What I use to prevent identity theft

  12. Overexposed

Round 46

  1. The relay race at our company picnic uses ______ rather than a baton

  2. I was kicked out of ______ because of my political views

  3. Circulating in my bloodstream

  4. I hate it when _____ stops

  5. What the new ring tone for my cell phone should sound like

  6. The Corvallis equivalent of the running of the bulls in Pamplona

  7. He was healed by the miraculous power of ______

  8. I've been offered big money to endorse ______

  9. Good Name for a country and western Band

  10. Hypnotic

  11. Questionable Marketing Idea: Carbonated _______

  12. In a deleted scene from Star Wars 3*, Jar Jar Binks is revealed to be______

Round 47

  1. In the latest computer game shootem' up; you battle ______

  2. My favorite appliance

  3. Star Wars 3 would have been better if they had included some _____

  4. New restaurant trend: table, booth or __________.

  5. Happiness is to fluffy pillows as sadness is to __________.

  6. Little, yellow, different

  7. Gives me a headache

  8. The latest breakthrough in computer Animation: Realistic looking _______

  9. I'm planting lots of _____ in the garden this year

  10. My entry for this year's daVinci days community art project

  11. My Theme Song

  12. A building they should have included in Puerto Rico *

Round 48

  1. Fun fact: Tony is able to bend spoons with just the power of his ______

  2. The clumsy pirate tripped on ______

  3. What Torsten should plant in place of his dead Noble Fir

  4. I plan on performing ______ for the Talent part of the competition

  5. My favorite inflatable toy

  6. Poor choice for a tattoo

  7. Synthetic flowers on a grave are like a __________ at a wedding.

  8. The ventriloquist's Dummy had a wooden ______

  9. Mr. Bush isn't here anymore; he's ______

  10. I can't even give it away

  11. Unusual new item in the grocer's produce section

  12. There's a time for love, and a time for ________

Round 49

  1. Fun Fact: Torsten has a superfluous third ______

  2. New snack food item

  3. No one can compete against my superior ______ skills

  4. New to the Cabinet: the department of ______

  5. Needs a "sex-it-up" option

  6. Everything I need to know I learned in ______

  7. Tasteless

  8. Now available in concentrated form

  9. The Evil Genius's penultimate defense

  10. New seating class for airlines (as in business or 1st class)

  11. What I add to my coffee

  12. Bigger, better, ______

Round 50

  1. Fun fact: Mark was once arrested for making an illegal ______

  2. Found in a Moroccan bazaar

  3. Unorthodox recipe ingredient

  4. I always take __________ as carry-on luggage

  5. At MY graduation, everyone wore __________

  6. Cost a lot more than I thought it would

  7. Bachelor number one: What do you have in you bedroom that would surprise me?

  8. I hate it when ______ breaks

  9. Teenagers are really hard on ______

  10. Something you should never take inside a crowded theater

  11. Questionable Marketing Idea #6: disposable _______

  12. Immeasurable

Round 51

  1. Fictional Place from my childhood

  2. The pirate was thrown overboard because he made _____ angry

  3. Surprisingly Affordable

  4. It takes a village to raise ______

  5. Alliterative

  6. Questionable Marketing Idea #7: ______ for cats

  7. Dazed and Confused

  8. It's not really a party without ______

  9. Inspiring

  10. I'm too sexy for my ______

  11. In a surprise ending, the cyborg ninja from the future is reveled to be _______

  12. Never mix ______ and tequila

Round 52

  1. Its bad luck to spill ____

  2. "This is your captain. If you can look out the right side of the plane, you can see ______"

  3. Song Title: "By the time I get to Phoenix, she'll be on _____"

  4. Movie Title: I was a teenage _______

  5. Book Title: The _______ Code

  6. I may not be rich, but I have a wealth of ______

  7. Last week I drank a little too much. Can anyone tell me how I ended up in/on _____

  8. New insect species (translated from Latin)

  9. Used to be good for you

  10. Cramped

  11. In the future ______ will be strictly rationed to 15 per person

  12. You can't go home again, but you can go to ______

Round 53

  1. Don't you hate it when _____ stops running?

  2. Extremely gullible

  3. Intoxicating

  4. My doctor says that I should cut back on ______

  5. Should be recyclable

  6. The key I *really* need on my keyboard

  7. it's hard to run when you're wearing ______

  8. Kiss me right there

  9. Hybrid monster

  10. I hear they're hiring at ______

  11. Abort, Retry, or Ignore

  12. Should be discontinued

Round 54

  1. Classified

  2. Needed: the Internet ______ Database

  3. "mmmmm _________" - ala homer Simpson

  4. In it's last throes

  5. The ship is sinking! Evacuate the ______ first!

  6. My costume for the Oregon Country Fair

  7. One of Oregon's lesser known berry varieties: the ______ berry

  8. As free as ______

  9. Good to the last drop

  10. Whenever I'm faced with a difficult decision I just ask "What Would ______ Do?"

  11. ______ makes a really poor substitute for a politician

  12. I didn't expect to see ______ in the list of ingredients

Round 55

  1. Professor Plum in the Library with _______

  2. Fashion tip: don't wear ______ after Independence Day

  3. Not sold in any stores

  4. You really made underwear out of that?

  5. Get your ______ on

  6. The name I go by on the street

  7. A new subject that should be taught in grade school

  8. Boing Boing

  9. An uneven battle; heavy cavalry vs. _______

  10. The final creation of a mad genetic engineer

  11. On top of my daVinci days totem pole

  12. A suitable repository for all these Apples to Apples answers

Round 56

  1. That's the last time I take ______ to this restaurant!

  2. His heirloom cufflinks were made of ___________

  3. That's it--I'm opening up a can of ________

  4. Euphemism for going to the restroom

  5. I just couldn't trust him after he lied about _______________

  6. Makes my hair stand on end

  7. Sorry, Tony is unavailable right now; he's in ______

  8. Words from my mother; "don't bring _____ in the house"

  9. Simply *smashing*, dahling!

  10. Surprising hiccup cure; breathe through ______

  11. Obscure comic book superhero; ______ man

  12. the most depressing place on earth

Round 57

  1. Questionable Marketing Idea: freeze-dried ______

  2. I don't need health insurance, I've got ______

  3. Sure sign of a tourist

  4. Puts me to sleep

  5. The Internet is for ______

  6. The driver's Ed. instructor of my dreams

  7. Won by default

  8. A flawed disguise

  9. In an early draft of the script; the hero fails and ______ is destroyed

  10. The lesser known purple brick road of Oz runs from Munchkin Land to ______

  11. What I use to keep cool

  12. Latest Confection from the Wonka Chocolate factory

Round 58

  1. New traffic sign:

  2. That's my kind of rock!

  3. Making ____ is harder than it looks

  4. Lost:

  5. In need of subtitles:

  6. All dressed up and nowhere to go:

  7. Bad fashion choice:

  8. Bright and Shiny:

  9. I'm going through _____ withdrawal

  10. Now available with four-wheel drive:

  11. The health-conscious Vampire didn't drink blood, he drank _____ instead

  12. An unusual livestock entry at the state fair

Round 59

  1. How nature says "Do not touch"!

  2. Sounds funny when a Canadian says it

  3. New rodeo event - stay on _____ for eight seconds

  4. I don't want to give away too much, but I've got a secret ______

  5. Due to security concerns, the entire city will soon be protected by______

  6. Comfort food

  7. On/In George W. Bush's desk right now

  8. What's in your crime-fighting utility belt?

  9. Fictional character I most closely identify with

  10. Charm bracelet symbol for Corvallis

  11. In that government warehouse, in the crate next to the ark of the covenant

  12. In the schedule of classes: Remedial Pantomime: Walking into ______

Round 60

  1. Next cool group to be part of

  2. I like to wear my hair in a ______

  3. I'm taping ______ on TV

  4. Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup!

  5. The aging space pirate's final advice

  6. Could use some fireworks

  7. Imagine my surprise when I discovered that the 'half-blood prince' was______

  8. That doesn't belong in my pants

  9. _____ was/were lost for several days before asking for directions

  10. I'm convinced that _____ is/are plotting to kill me

  11. Hard to get used to

  12. Like dogs and cats

Round 61

  1. Too many cooks spoil ____

  2. My usual route to work includes going thru ________

  3. Substitutes for toothpaste in a pinch

  4. Doesn't need fertilizer

  5. Staple replacement

  6. I'm waiting for the return of ______

  7. What I use to relieve my hay fever

  8. I used my one phone call at the police station to call ______

  9. It's 8 o'clock and time for ______

  10. I flunked ____ the first time I took it

  11. Before buying ______ you should test it out for at least 15 minutes

  12. I didn't know you could use/have ______ without a license

Round 62

  1. be careful with that; you'll put your eye out

  2. Humiliating

  3. Always the last to know

  4. Next to be cloned

  5. When I die, I want _____ at the funeral

  6. Future insult: You don't have ______

  7. A really inappropriate tee-shirt Slogan

  8. New type of Sandwich

  9. You know its trouble when ______ starts coughing & wheezing

  10. Hard to dance to

  11. If I hear ______ one more time, I'll scream

  12. Look, ______ (an attempt to distract someone. As in "Look, a monkey" or "Look, cats in sinks")

Round 63

  1. "Hello 911; Send Help; I can't find ______"

  2. What a comic creator doesn't want to hear:

  3. Oh so damned:

  4. Questionable marketing idea: hyper______

  5. Run for you lives; ____ is coming!

  6. I don't understand why I was barred from _____

  7. ______ has lost its ability to shock people

  8. The distinctive part of my official uniform:

  9. Least likely to be made into a Pez dispenser:

  10. Dreaded childhood punishment; no _____ for a week

  11. My strategy isn't working; it's time for Plan B: switch to ______

  12. Childhood insult: ______head

Round 64

  1. What Mark really wants for his birthday?

  2. Poor name choice for a new coffee house

  3. Least favorite discussions: "Honey, it's time we talked about ______"

  4. Culturally challenged

  5. Dance on it

  6. Next Apple product: the i______

  7. Shaking and incoherent, yet kind of cute

  8. Neo-hippie accessory

  9. Fun to play in the car during long road trips

  10. Sorry I'm late; I had to stop off for ______

  11. Revealing Rorschach test response: "this inkblot looks just like______"

  12. Questionable Marketing Idea #8: Corporate Sponsorship for ______

Round 65

  1. Suggest a name for Mark's new email account. ______@thorgolucky.com

  2. Shouldn't be mixed: football and _______

  3. Unanticipated side effect of global warming

  4. Hurricane Names are too mundane, suggest some new ones

  5. Scratchy

  6. Words from my mother: "No, you can't have ______"

  7. I can make ______ from common household items

  8. Fits in a coffee mug

  9. Questionable marketing idea: inflatable ______

  10. Lost at Sea

  11. You're not fully dressed without ______

  12. Overdue for a comeback

Round 66

  1. Bad title for a children's movie

  2. Not fooling anyone

  3. Should generate zero hits on google [actual hits]

  4. When I really want to impress people, I show them ______

  5. That's not music

  6. Silly, juvenile, batteries not included

  7. Never in kerjillion years

  8. Man's new best friend

  9. Flea market treasure

  10. The cause of and solution to all my problems

  11. What I use to demonstrate my amazing dexterity

  12. A good name for a pirate ship

Round 67

  1. Holding me back from a life of fame and fortune

  2. I have a recurring dream about _____

  3. I'm in the market for ______

  4. What's *really* behind terrorist attacks

  5. The last safe place

  6. Get away from her, she's ______

  7. Lamest. Excuse. Ever.

  8. Good name for a vineyard

  9. Whenever I have guests over, I make sure ______ is/are clean

  10. Innovative cell phone feature

  11. Should be recyclable

  12. Bumpy

Round 68

  1. Looks good on the outside, but rotten in the middle

  2. The latest campus craze ______-balancing

  3. Where losers come from

  4. Wonder of the deep

  5. _The_ fashionable disease of 2005

  6. Contains meat and meat by-products

  7. Saddam Hussein's surprise witness

  8. Its not really a costume; but I'm wearing it on Halloween

  9. Sleek and powerful but always in need of repairs

  10. What Blabo, the confused mime, uses to improve his performance?

  11. The big thing I want for Xmas

  12. I have to get off the phone because I'm waiting for a call from ______

Round 69

  1. Badly translated insult #6: you are as useless as ______

  2. Lewis & Clark's secret discovery

  3. Best thing ever given away for free

  4. Could be soup

  5. The expletive I use when I want to bypass a website's sanitizing word filters

  6. He's about as loony as ______

  7. The only logical conclusion is that they're being controlled by aliens

  8. My So-Called ______

  9. Found in the road

  10. Obviously faking it

  11. I'm gonna scream if you mention ______ again

  12. This season's big Broadway musical is about _____

Round 70

  1. Undervalued on eBay

  2. They're an acquired taste

  3. I don't have anything to wear for ______

  4. Found in my Halloween candy bag

  5. Present for my sweetie

  6. Good thing in a small package

  7. When the revolution comes, first thing we do is kill ______

  8. Eminently lickable

  9. What with this global warming, I'm moving to ______

  10. Stop me if you've heard this one. ______ walk(s) into a bar...

  11. Tricky

  12. Now that I've got a pony, I want ______

Round 71

  1. The shocking picture that turned up in a google image search of my name

  2. Nonrefundable

  3. Splashy

  4. Whenever I win at this game, I _____

  5. By Jove! We've discovered the legendary ______ graveyard!

  6. Sorry I'm late; I hit ______ on the way here

  7. Evidence against intelligent design

  8. Latest Darwin Award Winner; Death by _______

  9. Never been there

  10. Worth every penny

  11. Just a little bit creepy

  12. I often dream of ______

Round 72

  1. When I become King (or Queen); my first royal decree will be ______

  2. Makes me question my sexual orientation

  3. Just in case; I always travel with a spare ______

  4. Worth its weight in ______

  5. Needs a good boot to the head

  6. On the thirteenth day of Christmas; my true love gave to me; thirteen _______

  7. Enough of that, let's talk about ______

  8. The upcoming muppet movie is loosely based on ______

  9. The next Census questionnaire should include a checkbox for _______

  10. Future fad

  11. Another euphemism for your 'naughty bits'

  12. Contrary to popular belief, ______ has (have) no effect on your health

Round 73

  1. Famous Last Words

  2. I can't help it; I was born that way

  3. To save money this winter, I'm heating my place with ______

  4. Poor name for a new high tech company

  5. Scared beyond the ability of rational thought

  6. Weird on several different levels

  7. All you need is ______

  8. There's never enough ______

  9. Advice from mom: get off that computer and go ______

  10. The missing thirteenth zodiac sign

    11. The obligatory Interview Questions

  11. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

  12. What do you consider to be your weak skills?

Round 74

  1. I can't believe they cut out _____ when 'The Goblet of Fire' was made into a movie

  2. Inconsistent

  3. There's always room for ______

  4. I'm convinced that I was _______ in a previous life

  5. A new award show gives trophies for best ______

  6. New collection on display at the art museum

  7. Questionable entree at the potluck

  8. One isn't enough, but a dozen is too many

  9. Sickening

  10. Name this drink: Coconut Rum & Fresca

  11. Children like saying it

  12. Comes in an envelope

Round 75

  1. Bumpy, pointy, smelly

  2. In her new collection, Anne Geddes dresses up babies as ______

  3. What's the word on the street?

  4. Questionable Marketing Idea #9 fizzy _______

  5. Impervious to fear

  6. I've started trading my prescription meds for ______

  7. In the modern version of the story, Cinderella loses (a glass) ______ instead of a slipper

  8. I'd sell my soul for ______

  9. I can't give up; the world needs me to ______

  10. The proper distance between me and my family

  11. Follow your ______

  12. Letterman (from the electric company) was ostracized after changing _____ to _____

Round 76

  1. Questionable Marketing Idea: _____ on a stick

  2. Rejected name for a new yoga position:

  3. Smells like cheese:

  4. Questionable Marketing Idea: pocket sized _____

  5. Tabloid Headline: Baby Born with ______

  6. I collect paintings of sad big-eyed ______ on black velvet

  7. I got a car title loan so I could buy

  8. I woke up in a hotel room in a tub full of ice, with a note that said:

  9. Shouldn't be smaller than me

  10. I rejected your Apples submission because it had _____ in it

  11. Badly translated exclamation: _____ to ______

  12. Out for blood:

Round 77

  1. I laughed so hard that _____ came out my nose

  2. Next name a baby will be saddled with by Hollywood parents

  3. You can't come over because _________ is a mess

  4. I can't take ________ to Goodwill, I might need it someday

  5. My unrealistic New Year's resolution

  6. My realistic New Year's Resolution

  7. Some assembly required

  8. I made ______ from used wrapping paper

  9. Useless, simply useless

  10. That's not a fruitcake, it's a ______

  11. Proposed fifth branch of the military

  12. A 'found' name for a band (something you've seen written around town)

Round 78

  1. My cat likes to ____ before he/she goes outside

  2. What I'm going to be doing when the Rapture comes?

  3. Questionable Marketing Idea: gold plated ______

  4. Tabloid Headline: ______ meets with aliens

  5. My neighbors deserve ______

  6. Spiny

  7. The *real* purpose of lecithin

  8. I can't help smiling when I think of ______

  9. I got the job based on my superior ______ skills

  10. Instead of a tuxedo, the modern groom should consider wearing _____

  11. Reminiscent of the 70s

  12. Mysterious

Round 79

  1. Found at Torsten's

  2. Final

  3. Beneath our feet

  4. Requires batteries

  5. What do you serve with green fluorescent jellyfish/pork?

  6. I was really surprised to find that my cat has ______ on the Internet

  7. If I told you, I'd have to ______ you

  8. I found a perfectly good ______ in the Trash

  9. In the finale of the extreme Juggler's act, he keeps six ______ in the air at one time

  10. Tabloid Headline: Judge Alito revealed to be _______

  11. Could use a swift kick in the pants

  12. Explosive

Round 80

  1. You have all the brilliance and sparkling wit of ______

  2. Unlikely to be Tennis doubles partners

  3. Should be dropped from the winter Olympics

  4. Seen on Safari

  5. Don't get mad, get ______

  6. Where're my pants?

  7. What the hip superheroes are wearing this year

  8. It must be Spring, I just saw ______

  9. A Good Idea: combining _____

  10. A Bad Idea: combining _______

  11. You've got to be cruel to ______

  12. Disenchanted

Round 81

  1. it's not dead; it's just pining for the fjords

  2. Super bowl snafu

  3. A flu medicine induced hallucination

  4. Salty

  5. Traditional Springtime Activity

  6. I must be getting old; my _______ has turned gray

  7. Mom was cleaning out her garage and sent me a box of my old ______

  8. Found in the Army Surplus Store

  9. My Intimidating new online avatar

  10. Inhabitants of the little-known mezzanine between the 4 and 5 circle of Hell

  11. My role in the parade

  12. Questionable Marketing Idea: unbreakable ______

Round 82

  1. Really Lame Valentines Day Gift:

  2. Cute but threatening:

  3. Polar:

  4. I made it from _____

  5. Why Cheney really shot that guy:

  6. That shouldn't be in my hair:

  7. Where old Olympic athletes go:

  8. New reality show features competition between _______

  9. I can't believe I won first prize in the ______ contest

  10. The first step in my master plan:

  11. In need of repair:

  12. Bicycle Accessory:

Round 83

  1. I always keep ______ in the truck of my car

  2. It really makes you stand out in a crowd

  3. A convenient scapegoat

  4. Tastes like chicken

  5. A moment of Schadenfreude

  6. Sweet and lovely

  7. The world's a better place because of ______

  8. An American Treasure: the Museum of ______

  9. I couldn't find a wig, so I wore ______ instead

  10. What I use to predict the weather

  11. Needs ice

  12. A noun that should be verbized

Round 84

  1. My costume for Carnivale involved ________

  2. 84% of surveyed citizens enjoy ______

  3. I'd be lost without ______

  4. A totally fake holiday I'd celebrate anyway

  5. For men only:

  6. You wouldn't do that if mom were home

  7. No one goes there anymore

  8. My real purpose in life:

  9. My allergies make me ________

  10. Never caught on for Saint Patrick's Day; Green ______

  11. Last weekend I overextended ______

  12. Too good to be true

Round 85

  1. Noisy:

  2. The key element of Plan C (in case Plan B fails):

  3. I call this painting

  4. Questionable marketing idea: secret

  5. Just ignore it; maybe it'll go away:

  6. Keep away from open flame:

  7. You shouldn't operate heavy equipment after

  8. An excuse for not finishing: I was distracted by

  9. Improvised adhesive:

  10. Children's book title that never sold:

  11. Now available in convenient pill form:

  12. I've rejected evolution and intelligent design in favor of

Round 86

  1. Keep it hidden (we mustn't let the children see)

  2. You'll never get ______ with that kind of attitude

  3. Bosses do it

  4. Bad Internet domain name

  5. Good news from the repairman

  6. Equipment needed for a childhood game

  7. A Stained glass window subject

  8. Amazing new investment opportunity

  9. Most likely to succeed

  10. Easy as _______

  11. Who GWB should have brought in to shake up his cabinet.

  12. A new Smarty Party* Question: Name the top _______

Round 87

  1. What I'm purposely not putting on my resume

  2. The video game *I* would design

  3. Next surprise hit TV show

  4. Not really a swear word

  5. Our new national motto

  6. Makes me smile

  7. Define: "fusterlicious"

  8. What's inside a bunny?

  9. Shuddering and incoherent

  10. My new gaming strategy

  11. Questionable marketing idea: snack ______

  12. Built from wood

Round 88

  1. Artificial

  2. One of these things is not like the others

  3. A dirty job

  4. Requires alteration

  5. Too easy

  6. Household hint: try using ______ to get out those really tough stains

  7. Found in my bellybutton

  8. Vague

  9. My secret advantage

  10. Nobody expected her to have ______

  11. Instead of a check, I put ______ in with my taxes this year

  12. Fun Fact: Mark collects ______ that look like famous people

Round 89

  1. Stuck in the past

  2. Part of my online profile that's gotten a surprising amount of comment

  3. Silly superpower that makes me smile

  4. Evasive

  5. Fun Fact: Tony makes a detailed journal entry of every _______ he sees

  6. I don't know what that is, but it shouldn't be in my mouth

  7. On this date in 1806; European Explorers discovered ________

  8. The telltale sign that a person has been spending too much time online

  9. ______ for Dummies (In the popular line of "for Dummies" books.)

  10. Here's a job not likely to be outsourced

  11. The award that I deserve to win

  12. Potential Roadside attraction: the world's largest ______

Round 90

  1. What Flipper was really saying on that show

  2. Secret ingredient in your "Organic" granola

  3. Fun Fact: Torsten was once a member of _____

  4. Does not follow

  5. You know it's fresh, because it's got ______

  6. Meet my sidekick, ______ Boy!

  7. Infantile

  8. I didn't think I'd ever be reduced to ________, but here we are...

  9. This year, I'm ________ for vacation for a change

  10. Found in my junk drawer

  11. That's not clothing

  12. Leaves me dizzy

Round 91

  1. A board game we must invent

  2. Contents of my hope chest

  3. Slinky

  4. Questionable Dog Training technique/Equipment

  5. When I go camping I always take plenty of ______

  6. Shrinking

  7. I'm not listening, la la la

  8. Well boys, there's no women, but at least there's ______

  9. I was trying to concentrate during the game, but I kept thinking about _____

  10. After my checkup, my doctor told me to start taking _____ 3 times a week

  11. What Tony's not telling us?

  12. A little trick to help overcome my fear of public speaking

Round 92

  1. Carstairs, you've done it! But is the world ready for a ______ ray?

  2. I just realized I don't know where _______ is

  3. Them's fightin' words

  4. I didn't know ______ laid eggs

  5. Bumper Sticker: I'd rather be ______

  6. Bigger than it should be

  7. The message in my fortune cookie

  8. Goes with beer

  9. What really happened to Tony's Flash Drive?

  10. This week marks the official beginning of ______ season

  11. A category I could ace on Jeopardy (the game show)

  12. An unpopular soda flavor (other than roasted turkey and mashed potatoes)

Round 93

  1. I don't know what's wrong with my car; it's making a sound like ________

  2. Childish

  3. Something I'm missing out on

  4. My new camera has a ________ function

  5. The winner is the person who collects the most ______

  6. They totally ignored me; it was as if I was/were _______

  7. On my way to work I saw _________ in the road

  8. Film Trivia: The original script for 'The wizard of Oz' included a scene with ______

  9. Badly Translated Warning Label #1: This product contains ______

  10. If I never go back to _________ again, it'll be too soon

  11. What really makes cigars stink?

  12. What I do to cool off in the heat

Round 94

  1. This is the first wine I've ever seen that compares its bouquet to _____

  2. To encourage its use; ______ is/are now offering frequent flier miles

  3. iPod? Feh! I carry around a/an ______

  4. Another use for socks:

  5. In the future, ______ will be very expensive

  6. Bumpy:

  7. Movie Trivia: Jar Jar Binks was originally going to be portrayed by ______

  8. Silly body part:

  9. Should be part of my diet:

  10. If I don't write it down, I'll forget all about it:

  11. Since I started playing <insert any MMOG here> I've lost _____

  12. That shouldn't be on the barbeque:

Round 95

  1. Not done often enough

  2. I made it myself!

  3. That's it! I'm through making up excuses for ______

  4. Showing respect for other cultures does not include _______

  5. Found in my medicine cabinet

  6. That coffee tasted so bad, I had to ________

  7. I was disappointed that nobody was eating my _____ at the company picnic

  8. I'm amazed that my parents never found out about ______

  9. I am so glad that our summer office dress code allows _______

  10. A fight I'd pay to see

  11. Butcher, baker, ______-maker

  12. My preferred vehicle

Round 96

  1. All the hot weather gives me a great excuse to ______

  2. Another use for a rubber chicken

  3. A 1950s safety film warned children against ______

  4. Everything was working great and then suddenly ______

  5. I was surprised to find that ______ came with a rebate coupon

  6. I can't believe someone put that on the internet

  7. The taxidermist refused to stuff ______

  8. I've always wanted to learn to play ______

  9. What's that bewitching fragrance?

  10. Corvallis's hot new store

  11. Badly Translated Warning Label #1: Do not ______

  12. Apoplectic

Round 97

  1. Could be misinterpreted

  2. Worst. ______. Ever.

  3. Odd 'back to school' sale item

  4. Improves with age

  5. Shouldn't be cloned

  6. My new home improvement project

  7. Get used to it; it'll be around for a while

  8. Available Seasonally

  9. Why did Tony really cut his hair so short?

  10. Bumper sticker: I <heart> ______

  11. Innovative use for Explosives

  12. A soon to be released animated movie features talking ______

Round 98

  1. Should be used sparingly

  2. Fills me with glee

  3. In my day, we never ______

  4. Subject to change without notice

  5. Hard to say with a straight face

  6. Seldom seen on stage

  7. I can't believe that someone gave me an oversized novelty _______

  8. You hardly ever see _____ in Bagdad anymore

  9. I know it's dangerous, but getting a/some _____ is worth the risk

  10. Immature

  11. Given away free with every purchase

  12. Flashy

Round 99

  1. The working title of my new screenplay:

  2. I think that Corvallis would be the ideal location for the national ______ hall of fame

  3. Snakes on/in ______: the Sequel

  4. Sealed with _______

  5. If I didn't know better, I would swear I was allergic to _______

  6. Fun Fact: I've got _____ where my spleen should be

  7. To encourage Iran to end their nuclear program, the president is sending them _____

  8. That's not a medical device

  9. What a mess. It looks like _____ exploded in here

  10. Makeshift condiment

  11. Slippery

  12. Last time I lost my glasses, I found them _____

Round 100

  1. Known to make cows 'splode

  2. *The* dorm accessory for fall 2006 term

  3. Latest green energy source

  4. Is this normal? During my last visit to the dentist, he used _____ on my teeth

  5. Strange place for advertising

  6. I can't eat that, its got _____ in it

  7. The theme at my High School Prom

  8. The last leg of the obstacle course contains ______

  9. In a newly released lost episode; MacGyver uses a Swiss army knife and items found in a junkyard to make _____

  10. Lacks Finesse

  11. Might surprise a time traveler

  12. I plan to celebrate the 100th round of Tony's online Apples to Apples with ______

  13. The only thing standing between me and world domination

  14. When I really want to impress people, I show them ______

  15. The person most likely to actually be a (robot, alien or mutant) living among us

  16. it's not really a party without ______

  17. Key element of my new theft deterrent system

  18. Star Wars would have been better if they had included some _____

  19. The Hardy Boys and the Mystery of ____________

  20. They might be small but they're tough

  21. What Amazo, the really cheep magician, usually pulls out of his hat?

  22. What's really in those meatless burgers?

  23. The scary clown wore ______

  24. Stop me if you've heard this one. ______ walk(s) into a bar...

Round 101

  1. I'm saving mine for a special occasion

  2. Not available in stores

  3. Should I be concerned? My cat has started bringing ______ into the house

  4. Sculpture subject

  5. The source of my superpowers

  6. Bad financial advice: keep your money ______

  7. My path to enlightenment involves

  8. Earth, air, fire, water, ______

  9. Usually overlooked

  10. That's so last millennium

  11. Soon to be on top of the non-fiction best seller list: The miracle of _______

  12. Its got room for 8 and gets really good mileage

Round 102

  1. This cheese can't be good; it tastes like ______

  2. I've replaced the dust in my house with ______

  3. My suggestion for an addition to the local life-size nativity scene

  4. I like to splurge occasionally and get ______

  5. 2006 Award Winner, National "Needs a Life" Foundation

  6. I challenge you to a duel! Choose your weapons.

  7. Beware the wind from ______

  8. A scary story told around the campfire: "The legend of ______"

  9. Makes noise when you squeeze it

  10. Now that Pluto is no longer a planet, I think we should rename it to

  11. Game with a politically incorrect theme

  12. Improvised art material

Round 103

  1. Not worth the bother

  2. You shouldn't mix gaming and ______

  3. Found while cleaning out my gutters

  4. But can you dance to it?

  5. Questionable Marketing Idea: coffee flavored ______

  6. My final resting place

  7. Would be better far away

  8. A children's plaything taken off the market for safety reasons

  9. Easily Mispelled

  10. Smells like bacon

  11. TV character that wasn't, but should have been

  12. Plans for World Domination; Step One: collect ______

Round 104

  1. Plans for World Domination; Step Two: produce ______

  2. An unsafe Halloween costume

  3. Macabre

  4. Animal-vegetable death match

  5. Missing line from the Boy Scout oath

  6. Get your hands off me, you ______

  7. Fragile

  8. Makes me think sweet thoughts

  9. I couldn't find my shoes so I wore ______ instead